While I was in bed last night I heard mum come back home!!!! Dad said that she had been on the booze!!!! (Everything is back to normal now!!!!!) I hardly ever speak to Liz nowadays and she never speaks to me!!! I don’t think she ever fancied me and I don’t think anyone really likes me at all!!!! In Biology we had to blow into a tube and it told us our lung capacity!!!!! Olly let off some of his fireworks when it wasn’t even dark this evening!!! 7.30pm: Went round to Matt’s!!!!!!
Ah, my flipancy over mother having a drink or two. One way to deal with it suppose. Anyway, we all like to let loose once in a while don’t we? Don’t go over board though kids. Excess in moderation I always say. Though this policy has resulted in other people having to remember the 1990s for me.
Still on a downer about Liz it seems. Well, not just Liz – everybody in the whole world who doesn’t fancy me. Maybe I shouldn’t have given her my Latin dictionary when I no longer needed it.
Good to see Olly still trying to blow himself up. It’s much easier to find the blue touch paper on fireworks in daylight don’t you think? Not such a crazy idea after all.
This what blowing into a tube to test lung capacity is all about. All quite sciencey and clever so pay attention…