Got up at about 9.30am and watched “The Bullwinkle and Rocky” show!!! After breakfast mum drove us down to a special garden place!!! We had our lunch there and after that we went to a museum which wasn’t that bad!!! It was extra brill this evening ‘cos we had fish ‘n’ chips for tea and to drink we had “strongbow” cider… it was great!!! We were slightly pissed so we all had a game of “strip poker!!!!”
WTF? Strip poker? I dread to think. And who’s “we” anyway? I presume it was me, Olly and Matt. I’m never drinking cider again. Ever. Evil stuff. Bad, evil cider. Go away, you’re not welcome.
And it’s not “The Bullwinkle and Rocky” show, it’s the frakin’ “The Rocky and Bullwinkle” show. Look, it says so on these opening titles. Oh, it actually says “The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends”. I bet they don’t play strip poker when they’re all merry on fermented apple juice. Just say no kids…